we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
