we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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