do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
