Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
