we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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