i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
