this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
