one two three fourrrrnication!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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