Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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