glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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