So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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