I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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