they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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