you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
