My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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