I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
