I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My vagina is officially offended.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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