Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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