fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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