He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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