I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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