just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Your cock deserves a montage
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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