Are we in a gay sports bar?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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