WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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