btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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