You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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