honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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