Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Jerry, you need to find god
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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