If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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