Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
