Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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