Christians are straight up FREAKS
if i can run in heels then i can drive
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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