But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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