This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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