i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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