Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i think im in europe. pls send help
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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