He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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