And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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