I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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