There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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