I wish I could punch you in the face.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
do nipples grow back?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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