i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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