try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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