there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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