Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I want her autograph on my taint
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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