tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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