come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What a dumb baby whore.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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