i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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