after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
