there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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