well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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